I don't know which Newton did this, but got this in a mail forward. & found it interesting enough to post here...
Needless to say, I dont endorse or oppose any of the laws mentioned herein. Posted on my blog, so that I can have it for reference in future...
Law # 1.
If u think a girl is beautiful, she'll always have a boyfriend to confirm that
Law # 2.
The nicer she is...the quicker u will be dumped!!!!!
Law # 3.
The more the makeup, worse the looks...
Law # 4.
95% of the girls in this world are beautiful. Remaining 5% would always be around you...
Law # 5.
The guy standing next to a beautiful girl can never be her brother.
Law # 6.
If by any chance the girl you like, likes you too, she will let you know in about 10 years from now, when you are committed to some one else...
Law # 7.
The more you ignore a girl, the more she'll want to be friends with you.
Law # 8.
Theory of relativity.. ... The more u run towards a hot chick....the more she goes away from u...
Law # 9.
Even if you got her out alone... just when you are about to let her know
about your feelings... she will spot a long lost friend.
Beware if this friend of her's is some school friend...1
Law # 9A - Corollary to Law # 9:
The more desperate you are to tell your feelings to a girl on a private
hat, the more probability the long lost friend she discovered is a
handsome superman, who beats you in everything 9:1
Law # 9B - Axiom to Law # 9:
The more dedicated you are to the girl, the longer it takes before
things work out, but ultimately it will (I'm sure this would bring some smile for the guys)
Law # 10.
The day the chick you really like comes and speaks to you will be the day when -
a. You are dressed badly, OR
b. You forgot to brush your teeth for the first time in your life, OR
c. Have a bad hair day.
Law # 11.
All the good girls are either nuns or married. The rest go around with u and ruin ur money, health and leave u a total wreck - i haven't had any experience which would validate this law. Thank GOD!!
To the Reader:
If you happen to be a girl, I'm sure you would want to start hating me by now. But relax! If that thought passed your mind, it confirms that the above (or atleast more than one of the above) Laws are true.
If you are a guy, then buddy, try to fathom these thoughts. Best of luck.
